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加入吸血鬼俱乐部测试Vampire Club Test

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发表于 2008-3-4 00:39:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
在一个外国吸血鬼俱乐部找到的题目.如果你真的合乎他们的要求,那么你将有一个美好的人生``
Vampire Club Test


Welcome to the Initiation to the Lonely Ones. WE have a few Questions to ask you to see if you are worthy. They will only take a minute. Are You Worthy Enough to become a vampire? This is based on silliness. Don't take it to be any more. Good luck! And if you get anything over 15 I suggest you check out fight club you ambitious evil thing you!

1. Do you dream of universal domination?

Skip to the end if you are terminally ill.)

2. Do you mind the taste of blood?

3. Do you mind giving up sunlight?

4. Would you give up seeing your reflection in the mirror?

5. Would you eat your family?

6. Would you try to kill the Slayer every chance you get?

7. Do you like pain? Self mutilation? Mutilation of others?

8. Are you a night owl?

9. Is there a chance you might go mad?

10. Will you miss the taste of real food?

11. Will you enhance the nighttime population?

12. Will you breed more vampires?

13. Are you normally violent?

If you answered yes to most of these questions than continue on and complete the questionnare! If not...have a nice night!

Questionare

Name:_____________________

Age:______________________

Birthplace:___________________

Are You Terminally Ill?_____________________

Are You Lonely?_____________________

Do You consider yourself a vampire groupie?___________

Are You Squeamish?________________________

How Long Do You plan on Being Around?________________

How did you hear about us?_______________________

And lastly, in under 500 words explain your fascination with the undead.

Members of the Lonely Ones include: Erica, PNS*




准确地址:http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/hhigh/vampclub.html

老大们`我不知道这么发链接是否需要审核?.这个是我在google找吸血鬼俱乐部无意间看到的`

[ 本帖最后由 梅花血 于 2008-3-4 00:56 编辑 ]
发表于 2008-3-4 09:47:47 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-4 15:34:10 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵,我也看不懂``有高手翻译下没?
我在google翻译网页是这么写的``有N出翻译错误


吸血鬼俱乐部测试


Welcome to the Initiation to the Lonely Ones.欢迎大家到起爆,以孤独的。 WE have a few Questions to ask you to see if you are worthy.我们有几个问题要问你看看,如果你是值得的。 They will only take a minute.他们只需要一分钟。 Are You Worthy Enough to become a vampire?你是否值得,足以成为一个吸血鬼? This is based on silliness.这是基于愚蠢。 Don't take it to be any more.不要将它带到任何更多。 Good luck!祝您好运! And if you get anything over 15 I suggest you check out fight club you ambitious evil thing you!而如果你得到任何超过15岁,我建议你签出搏击俱乐部,你雄心勃勃的恶事是你!

1. 1 。 Do you dream of universal domination?你的梦想世界主宰?

Skip to the end if you are terminally ill.)跳过到去年底,如果你是末期绝症) 。

2. 2 。 Do you mind the taste of blood?你心目中的味道血?

3. 3 。 Do you mind giving up sunlight?你介意放弃阳光吗?

4. 4 。 Would you give up seeing your reflection in the mirror?你会放弃看到您的反射在镜子里?

5. 5 。 Would you eat your family?你会吃你的家庭?

6. 6 。 Would you try to kill the Slayer every chance you get?你会试图杀死Slayer的每一个机会,你呢?

7. 7 。 Do you like pain?你喜欢疼痛? Self mutilation?自我残害? Mutilation of others?残害别人呢?

8. 8 。 Are you a night owl?你是不是晚上猫头鹰?

9. 9 。 Is there a chance you might go mad?有机会你可以去疯?

10. 10 。 Will you miss the taste of real food?将你错过了品尝真正的食物是什么?

11. 11 。 Will you enhance the nighttime population?你会加强夜间人口?

12. 12 。 Will you breed more vampires?你会滋生更多吸血鬼?

13. 13 。 Are you normally violent?你通常暴力?

If you answered yes to most of these questions than continue on and complete the questionnare!如果你的回答大部分这些问题,而不是继续进行并完成问卷! If not...have a nice night!如果不是...有一个很好的夜晚!

Questionare questionare

Name:_____________________姓名:_____________________

Age:______________________年龄: ______________________

Birthplace:___________________诞生地:___________________

Are You Terminally Ill?_____________________你是末期绝症?_____________________

Are You Lonely?_____________________你是寂寞的?_____________________

Do You consider yourself a vampire groupie?___________你认为自己是吸血鬼groupie ?___________

Are You Squeamish?________________________你squeamish ?________________________

How Long Do You plan on Being Around?________________多久,你的计划就被周围的?________________

How did you hear about us?_______________________您是如何知道我们?_______________________

And lastly, in under 500 words explain your fascination with the undead.最后,在不足500字的解释你的魅力与不死生物。

Members of the Lonely Ones include: Erica, PNS*成员孤独的措施包括:埃丽卡,三七*
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发表于 2008-3-4 19:54:22 | 显示全部楼层
飘过。。。。。
想到了痛苦的cet英语考试
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发表于 2008-3-4 21:12:18 | 显示全部楼层



英语是我的弱项

不过还好,看的懂


如果要我读的话,就完了

我是应试教育的牺牲品
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发表于 2008-3-5 11:25:32 | 显示全部楼层
英语,英国人的语言,不是中国人的语言,所以,放弃,耶!
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发表于 2008-3-7 13:18:09 | 显示全部楼层
自残,变态哇
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发表于 2008-3-10 17:58:51 | 显示全部楼层
貌似。。。加入这个俱乐部就能加吸血鬼家族???
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发表于 2008-3-20 13:40:05 | 显示全部楼层
深奥啊~看了中文翻译更迷茫了
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发表于 2008-4-1 21:39:30 | 显示全部楼层
都打不开的÷。=
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